The Futureheads VS. DiS 5/6-a-side football match. Want in?
Hello! You lot like football, right? Good. Me too. Anyway, the proposal has been aired that WE (that's Drowned in Sound, or the readers, and forum members) take on popular indie band The Futureheads at football. Most likely in the format of a 5 or 6-a-side football game, also most likely somewhere in London.
Interested? Of course you are. Anyway, we don't know any specifics at the moment - whether it'd be possible to have a multi-team mini-tournament somewhere - 'cos demand'd probably be pretty high, judging by the amount of you who turn out to play those 11-a-side DiSer matches.
But yeah, if you're interested sign below, throw suggestions of venues, organisation and whatever not.
Anyone got any shindpads I can borrow?
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I'm
ridiculouly unfit but can play a bit and I'm up for that!
yes i would
how about power league, near old street?
not this one.
It's tiny and really claustrophobic.
Fuck yeah.
11-a-side:
Regents Park (until April)
Islington Tennis Centre
7-a-side:
That place along Old Street
5-a-side:
City Powerleague (outdoor)
Euston Road Powerleague (outdoor)
Finsbury Park (indoor)
It's arthur (aboynamedgoo) that arranges the pitches and stuff. He might be able to offer better advice and an idea on prices.
well up for that.
Can we make this a regular theme
I'd quite like to take on Mastadon at badminton
i'd quite like to play table tennis against blood red shoes.
^this
Can you see if Girls Aloud like greco-roman wrestling?
Thnx.
i wanna play lacrosse with Vampire Weekend
you're gonna need arthur to arrange a tournament,
as i suspect everyone will want to play.
Can I spectate?
you'll regret it.
I'm an experienced 6-a-side goalie
just throwing that out there for you to think about when picking (ME IN) the team.
Last night I conceded 2 goals and only 50% of those were my fault. I think my record speaks for itself
<smugface>
Fabianski has hit a whole new low.
Are you Luis Fabianski?
If so, I think it's more like 75-100%.
*Lucas
*Lukasz
*whatever
i am pretty fab
plus i have my own gloves, and a shirt with a 1 on the back!
also, I'm not afraid to take balls to the face
My goalie shirt has 99 on the back
Cause I'm 99 times better than you.
i have padded trousers
that offer protection for thighs, knees and penis!
That's what she said.
I'd rather see us play Los Campesinos
And field 5 clones of (plus the original) Stealthy.
Cheers.
ooh
i'd be up for lining up against los campesinos
;)
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I'd be up for lining up Los Campesinos.
i wanna play
As a DiS football regular
and Malaysia's third choice goalie I'd be well up for this.
Who took second place off you?
I couldn't be arsed to play in a friendly against Bhutan
As it was on the same day as a DiS football match.
That's right, club before country.
very interested
although i'm still on the long hard road back to match fitness after a long layoff
would rather play the polyphonic spree at aussie rules
but yeah, as a Charlton fan I'd appreciate some football which didn't bring me out in different shades of distraught
plus I'd totally wear a Field Music t-shirt or something
As a regular in the DiS organised 11-a-side tournament and, indeed, the inaugaural Golden Boot winner, I request, nay demand, a spot in the team.
This can probably be 'arranged'.
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'New Futureheads album delayed due to the drummer being maimed by Stealthy'
As a regular in the DiS organised 11-a-side tournament and, indeed, the inaugaural Best Hairband winner, I request, nay demand, a spot in the team.
plus I can lend you some shinnies
As a regular in the DiS organised 11-a-side tournament and, indeed, winner of the inaugaural DiS 5-a-side tournament, I request, nay demand, a spot in the team.
Where's Dan's post where he whinges about the 4 or 5 Magicians vs DiS match never getting off the ground?
he needs to get a whole new band first
before he even embarks on getting a 4 or 5 magicians 4 or 5 a side team together.
just need a guitarist now
found a drummer. He looks great. Haven't heard him play yet though.
hell yeah
this should be a hell yeah i'd like to play reply
rather than just randomly hell yeah-ing somewhere on the thread.
I could get a squad of 19 out of past members, seriously
:)
Can The Futureheads just not play
and do some awesome chants together on the touchline?
OH oh oh OH oh oh
why does the board do this
WHY!?!?
It happens when you don't click out of the thread and then come back in
Annoying innit?
...
I want in on this, but as a player for the Futureheads.
I can't resist the REFLECTED GLORY.
There's glory in watching me skin you time and time again?
Sounds like fun
I'm happy to book the pitches (I can get discounts at various locations) and other organisational duties as long it's on a day I can make it. 5 or 6-a-side tournament like we did early January is probably the most suitable format for this.
Have those eager Futureheads suggested any sort of date?
Note that weeknights are notoriously difficult (except for August and December) as most pitches get booked up for work-related games and leagues. Weekend pitches are easier to get, and cheaper. And it shouldn't clash with our regular 11-a-side dates. Unless we decide to replace a future one for this event.
No replacements son.
Club before Country, death before glory, getting kneecapped by Stealthy before getting nutmegged by Jaff.
Um, probably around April time...
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question:
why the hell do they want to play us?
It's an innovative new PR campaign
By this time next year, they'll have played approximately 3,570 minutes of football and will have sold 7,184 records and 417,212 packets of Lucozade Energy Tablets in the half time interval.
I'm in
Can we play The Maccabees instead though? Cheers
I'd like to play
Maybe they could do 4 teams, each team captained by a different Futurehead?
Actually, I think they'd get a bit scared surrounded by a legion of indie geeks.
What about a selection trial?
Like, a week or so before the game. Squad of 10 to be picked.
Or is it going to be a multi-team tournament after all?
Because DIS is not an elitist organisation, oh no ;)
Yes please
though I'd rather play JoFo, get the feeling they'd be bobbins
apparently Junior used to play for Aston Villa youth team with Joleon Lescott!
this is why I always trust my gut instinct
As DiS football 2009 player of the year
and doppleganger of any bald football player ever I would like to play in this match. Thank you.
Prunier?
nah I use baby lotion
see, you don't just get footballing prowess and a shiny dome you get comedy too.
If I play in this
it will be on the Futureheads side, rather than DiS, due to my split loyalties on this particular fixture.
But I reckon I'm more likely to referee tbh.
Or just be filming.
After your performance for Biglife FC a few years back, i want you close to the action shouting your head off again. "DO IT FOR 679 BOYS"
ARE WE GOING TO BE IN THEIR NEW VIDEO?
split loyalties?
unbeleiveable.
hell yes
Also, if there's any band out there who want to take on a DiS darts team...
...I'm sure it could be arranged.
Bowling For Soup
Good shout
Too right.
Although based on my current form I probably wouldn't make that team.
see if Slipknot are up for a game of netball
I'm in
Definetly
I'm in like Mick Quinn
Can I start the pre-match hype now, I broke my ribs at one of their gigs once, can't wait for a nice 50/50 challenge ;-)
i used to play for the Colchester United youth squad.
put me in the middle of the park.
ill be the feeder.
We hate col u and we hate col u, we hate col u and we hate col u
we are the col u haters!
football songs are so unimaginative sometimes.
when was that, may have played against you?
Those last two lines don't even rhyme.
it was many years ago.
im 20 now.
i must've been about 12/14 @ the time.
im still pretty good on the ball.
but now, i'm overweight & smoke.
sometimes i impress my friends with my nifty footwork though.
as one of only 2 col u fans on DiS
i feel obliged to stick my nose in here.
They rarely do
Definitely count me in
if its a weekend.
if there's still room to play in this
then count me in
just realised I haven't replied properly to this...
if its a tournament then I'd really like to put a team together myself. I realise my band isn't half as well known as The Futureheads, but I'm sure I could put together a decent team featuring various UK indie band members. Gareth Campesinos, are you in?
I'd also be up for it if it is just one team, and if you are picking on footballing talent, I'd be surprised if I wasn't good enough to make the squad!
"I'd also be up for it if it is just one team, and if you are picking on footballing talent, I'd be surprised if I wasn't good enough to make the squad!"
mr modesty
Mr TRUTH !
I've seen you play cricket.
Good technique.
If there's grass on the wicket....
Is this match likely to happen?
The ball is firmly in the Futureheads camp
I have suggested some potential dates but haven't heard back yet...
So then
the Futureheads are a bunch of pussies then?
It's been 11 days.
Why is this still a sticky? My football threads were never stickied for 11 days.
^this
remove this piece of shit sticky
Given bamos and fishplums can both de-sticky threads I'm not sure why I have to read football threads.
RIGHT.
Futureheads have gotten back to me, in a manner of speaking and weekends aren't good for them. So provisional date is April 14. In the evening.
Express your pleasure/disgust/etc at this date below. It probably won't have any effect on the actual date-changing, though, as we're obviously reliant on The Futureheads.
I'm out
as I'll be playing 5-a-side for my own team, elsewhere.
i think they should be reliant on us.
otherwise theres no game.
I'm out
as I'll be playing 5-a-side for my own team, elsewhere.
I'm in provided we are talking about London rather than Sunderland
I really hope Ross plays in his glasses.
I'm still in in theory
depending on where and at what time.
I think I heard they were quite tasty
cannibalism has no place on a football pitch
I'd be in
if there's space
Count me in
well up for it
HELLO AGAIN.
Right, due to a couple of people dropping out over scheduling issues we've got a couple/few spaces spare for the game, which takes place this Friday at 7PM in Euston/Mornington Crescent-ish area. If you're available let me know and I'll send you the details should you be 'picked'.
Better time for me
who's doing the picking? Crablin?
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I thought I already said I would play, but maybe I didn't.
Anyway, I think I could make this.
OK, PM me your e-mail address then I'll let you know the details:
Malick: Expect similar.
I can make this now.
PM'd
Make Mark's post appearer post
hurrah!